I am a High Maintenance
Female when it comes to entertaining. I love it! Don't bother to offer
to help because I already have it set in my mind exactly how I want
everything to look and what should be on the menu. It drives my husband
crazy when we have enough food to feed an army and there are leftovers,
but leftovers are a must for me. I cannot have a party and run out of
food. He has just learned to keep quiet after a party. I am always in
search of just the right decoration, kitchen gadget, you name it to make
the party extra special or more memorable. No matter how much I plan, I
am always up late the night before a party making sure things are just
perfect and I haven't forgotten anything. I am usually exhausted by the
time the party rolls around, but when everyone is having a good time, I
know I have accomplished my goal!Liz W.
I have princess syndrome when it comes to the bed. We have a king
size bed and I give my husband only enough room to be able to sleep on
his side while teetering on the edge of the bed. The rest of the bed I
have claimed as my kingdom. You just never know when the urge may hit to
make snow angels in the bed and I need to have all of the room in the
world to move.
Kim N.
I'm "high maintenance" because I expect a man to ...
10. Tell me my outfit makes my butt look small before I even ask
9. Indulge in an intimate conversation regardless of the Superbowl on
TV
8. Shower me with love and affection even when he "can't do anything
right"
7. Ask me if he can get me anything from the kitchen when he gets up
off the sofa
6. Routinely remind me that I need to buy myself a new pair of shoes
5. Know diamonds are a girl's best friend only when they exceed 1
carat
4. Carry my packages at the shopping mall without feeling like any
less of a man
3. Not take his eyes off of me when the Victoria's Secret commercial
comes on
2. Tell me I have a beautiful body....even when I'm NAKED
and the number one reason I'm high maintenance is because I expect a
man to......................
1. Send me flowers for every occasion, including my menstrual cycle.
(This helps tame the PMS)
Jenny G.
I love wearing my HMF t-shirt around town. Whether
it is a day at the spa or going to a fabulous party, this shirt fits any
occasion. Every High Maintenance Female’s closet should have one!!
Kate G.
The HMF bag is wonderful! When hanging out at the
beach, I make sure to take the bag with me. It holds almost
everything I need for a great day of sun and sand-magazines, candy,
music and a steamy romance novel. The only thing I can’t seem to find
room for is the male swimsuit model who will wait on me hand and
foot!!
Elizabeth W.
I believe that 30 thousand dollars of jewelry dress you up enough to
go anywhere, any time, regardless of ANYTHING. I'll go to the grocery
store after a 3 hour tennis match dripping in sweat; as long as I have
sparkly accessories.
Lila L.
As much as I would like to deny the fact that I am HIGH MAINTENANCE
it isn't happening.
I WANT THINGS DONE WHEN I WANT THEM DONE! EXAMPLES ARE: FOLD THE
CLOTHES NOW, CLEAN THE DISHES NOW, TAKE THE TRASH OUT NOW, CLEAN THE
LITTER BOX NOW, MAKE THAT PHONE CALL NOW. THESE ARE JUST A FEW IDEAS. Go
ahead and call me a control freak, the truth hurts.
Denise G
I am high maintenance about my eating habits... if I am not, then my
good habits will go right down the tube, or more appropriately, right to
my thighs! You see, I lost 50lbs. and strive to keep it off. To do this,
I must eat a salad for lunch and use one of my two favorite dressings.
So, I carry the dressing around with me for eating out or in the office.
They are a staple in my purse next to my fat free crackers - of which I
have 7 with my salad. No cheese or croutons please... just my dressing
and crackers... I am sure I embarrass those I am with, but, who cares...
summers coming and being a HMF, I must stay fit!
Melinda W.
